The Sean Bedlam DVD: the tribe has spoken

	Duration: 02:28 minutes Upload Time: 07-05-14 21:29:46 User: seanbedlam :::: Favorites
Description: http://theseanbedlam.blogspot.com/ When I finally go up to smoke God's pole, I do so hope I will have cleaned-up my legacy, namely my massive collection of unhinged cellphone-rant videos. It's not that I begrudge random fuckwits the opportunity to see me at my worst- because making enemies comes with being alive and having opinions. It's that people who care about me deserve better than to be reminded that I, a genius, am only human. When I started posting near-daily semi-frantic musings on life, the universe and the prevalence of useless cunts, I was already bitter and saddened. I came into this game a man, with a history, experiences, and the low self-opinion that often comes with early middle-age. And not being a famous millionaire yet. Or a reclusive millionaire philanthropist. Or an astronaut. Who is also a millionaire. Or even the kind of well-rounded chap who cares little about money. Because he's a millionaire. Friends, can I call you largely faceless usernames that? Friends, I was tired, but I knew I had been presented with a golden opportunity to attract loads of attention to myself while being right about shit. I've spent many years working on my ideas about the world and I know even the best ideas often come out sounding wrong. It's just the way we hear things, because we're retarded. (And also how we say things- again for reasons of poor brain structure- childhood brain damage, if you will.) I knew no matter how I presented my cosmic hilariousness I would be misunderstood, so I took a stand. I would forget all about trying to be right. For this reason my videos often feature inspired word choices, but also lots of shit that's wrong. I have faith in the true things in life, even though I am a fucking cunt. I decided to make talking-head videos, improvised one sentence at a time, expecting myself to naturally steer towards my obsession with unfucking the world. It worked, I made hundreds of videos, proved my simple method useful, but now I've got to sort out this massive collection of shit. Hundreds of videos, unclassifiable as anything other than dark comedy, but sometimes other than even that. They need to be edited- embarrassingly pointless and dumb moments removed, sad editing fixed- and someone has to do it. And it looks like it will be me. And I would rather finger through my own dark brown jobbies for fragments of peanuts. Fortunately we've just ordered a laptop that won't fucking crash every time I use editing software. So I can begin editing down my collection of foul-mouthed rants. For the children. Save the horrible, entitled bastard children. Yay!
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zensoulfire ::: Favorites so where can i get my signed ..non sticky copy? <eg> 07-05-21 21:44:36 _____________________________________________________
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hondo1188 ::: Favorites badass. 07-06-13 19:55:09 _____________________________________________________
hondo1188 ::: Favorites seanbedlam, i'd like to officially say, "You're the fuckin' man." i'm tempted to go with option B. that was the "free" one right? ;) but a brutha's gotta make a livin and i don't mind tossin some coin into your open guitar case. paypal? or what? send me a message? i want it i want it! i also think DoctorMetropolis should consider this ideer. 07-06-13 20:00:13 _____________________________________________________
hondo1188 ::: Favorites and absolutely, i'd like it signed. :D 07-06-13 20:01:24 _____________________________________________________
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seanbedlam ::: Favorites I've set up a blog theseanbedlam(dot)blogspot(dot)com and from there I'll be posting vids and selling the DVD. I haven't finished putting the DVD together yet, but I'll announce it loudly when it's ready. 07-06-13 20:49:46 _____________________________________________________
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